mothercain:

watching nexpo videos on mute for the ambience

mothercain:

i sit at my house and nobody calls me

dancefevers:

they should invent a money that is in my bank account

l0stvegas:

how dare you treat me like this dont you know im neurodivergent and *remembers i’m over 18* a major

nyamafriend:

nothing weve posted are even firecrackers compared to this fucking atomic bomb of a post

so so so glad I didn’t delete this tumblr now

myswitchy-deactivated20211208:

i want to be flirted with!!! i want to be desired!!! i want to be lusted after!!!

curseworm:

[through clenched teeth] good things can happen in the future. good things are coming

drakken:

asundergrowth:

weaver-z:

I deadass don’t know how to respond this is the funniest thing I’ve ever read

come on bro are you gender identity or not

flitwickslittlebrotha:

every friend group should have + The Good Place

youre-only-gay-once:

ALT

good. I want it to

jurdanhell:

jude duarte

muresetivoire:

Cardan: I don’t think we can mansplain, manipulate and malewife our way out of this

Jude: *cracks neck* manslaughter it is.

muresetivoire:

Cardan, staring at Jude: she could kill me and I’d thank her

Roach, who heard this for the 1000th time: i’d thank her too

courtofsketches:

Manga redraw of chapter 15 from The Wicked King  🥀 I love them so much, I can’t get enough 🥲